old funny thread.
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 5:03 am
Oh my God, stop whining and complaining. I am telling you. I would never use Linux. It’s disgusting. I am using real AMERICAN software only. Everything else is for the Godless.
You need to turn to God and face the real you. You might be shocked.
Kindest of regards,
Shelley
I shall investigate your claims and perhaps write about it in a future blog article. Were Google considering using Linux in their computers it would hardly invalidate my original points, sspeifically that our national information and defense infrastructure may succumb to this “cancerâ€
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.
I read that one before! It's a riot! I especially love the part about AMD.phioust wrote:ah a similar story here:
Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12 ... .2147.html
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.
It always cracks me up when US people utter "democrats" with the disgust in their voice telling you loud and clear that they consider their "republicans" to be dead center and their "democrats" to be the next leftmost thing to communists.Regardless of what Google may think of Linux; it is still the choice of terrorists, paedophiles and democrats.
I see, preacher (Honour to the exceptions in America btw. -> you, and [almost] everybody else living there. )America’s Pride - Shining Example of pure American thinking
Like most things that are worth owning, Computers are an American invention.
You're proud of yourself, eh? You think you are superior in the whole world, teeneager?Like all the greatest American engineering, it’s an example of innovation that makes a growing group of European and Chinese hackers jealous
Do you have anything offensive against homosexual people, Mr. Hitler? It's not their fault for godness sake!His poll wrote:What do you find most offensive aboug gays?
Fool... Man, open the window and get some air alreadyIf you see a company using Linux, it may be that they have not paid for this software. Report them to the Business Software Alliance who have the legal authority to inspect any company’s computers for illegal programs like Linux.
Of course it does not.For example Linux has no built-in anti-virus or anti-spyware software.
Thank God I'm not using theseYou cannot even buy popular utilities like Norton Security to compensate for this fact.
No comments on this, reallyIt [Linux] should be considered a terrorist program.
ROFLMAO !!!Dear Friends,
If you are looking for a stable, secure and good looking operating system, there is no alternative to Windows Vista. Only Windows Vista includes the latest state-of-the-art security features like Windows Defender, the best optimization tools like the Defragmenter (...) and the leading word processing applications like Notepad.
Are you so sure?The hosting upgrade from Linux to Windows XP increased the uptime from 77% to 95% and the upgrade from Windows XP to Windows Vista has increased the uptime to a proud 99.5%, even though we are attacked by terrorist hackers every single day. No hacker has been able to bring our website down since the hosting is done by Vista. It’s virtually unhackable.
This is why I have called him a Nazi. Its not racism really, but it is de facto like thatThis is a Mac OS screenshot. Many experts agree that the Apple operating system is one of the most unstable there are. The reason some people actually still buy apple might be that it’s the Homosexual’s favorite computer.
So then Unix was made by Microsoft?DOS has been developed by the NASA
Go out loud this in Berlin, and you do not need umbrella on rainy day for the next 10 yearsOnce more: Shame on you, Germany. You are a disgusting piece of crap on the map of God’s world. God hates you!
Wow I'm glad I saw that. That makes me feel a little bit better.kubeos wrote:hahaha, I didn't realize that whole site is satire. I really thought this Shelley was the stupidest person on the planet... until I came across this
http://friendlyatheist.com/2006/12/01/s ... -debunked/