old funny thread.

binutils · Post by **binutils** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 5:03 am

Linux is a Godless invention of terrorist, anti-American Europeans

enjoy.

frank · Post by **frank** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:23 am

Please someone tell me that was a joke. If I ever found anyone like that in public, that uninformed, that stupid, that big of a waste of air, I'd most likely punch them in the face for being a waste a good oxygen.

I bet the person that wrote that article drives a big SUV that gets like 5 MPG. What is this world coming too?

EDIT: I should probably add that I am not a violent person and I really do respect everyones opinion equally. I just don't respect the people that make opinions based on inaccurate data.

Zacariaz · Post by **Zacariaz** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:11 pm

LOL this is better that simpsons, family guy, american dad and futurama combined! I LOVE IT! Oh, and Shelley is so far out

I cant stop reading, anyway, here are some of the best so far:

Oh my God, stop whining and complaining. I am telling you. I would never use Linux. Itâ€™s disgusting. I am using real AMERICAN software only. Everything else is for the Godless.
You need to turn to God and face the real you. You might be shocked.
Kindest of regards,
Shelley

I shall investigate your claims and perhaps write about it in a future blog article. Were Google considering using Linux in their computers it would hardly invalidate my original points, sspeifically that our national information and defense infrastructure may succumb to this â€œcancerâ€

phioust · Post by **phioust** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:30 pm

ah a similar story here:

Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12 ... .2147.html

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.

Alboin · Post by **Alboin** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:46 pm

phioust wrote:ah a similar story here:

Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12 ... .2147.html

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.

I read that one before! It's a riot!

I especially love the part about AMD.

Combuster · Post by **Combuster** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:55 pm

...and apparently the author knows nothing about the hacker controversy...

Solar · Post by **Solar** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:24 am

Regardless of what Google may think of Linux; it is still the choice of terrorists, paedophiles and democrats.

It always cracks me up when US people utter "democrats" with the disgust in their voice telling you loud and clear that they consider their "republicans" to be dead center and their "democrats" to be the next leftmost thing to communists.

While the political scale of virtually every democracy around the world would consider the US "republicans" to be from the right wing camp, and has 80% of the political life happening between the "democrats" and the "communists".

Talk about difference of POV...

kubeos · Post by **kubeos** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:57 am

Found this in the left menu bar on that page...

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/cat ... ical/linux

Pretty stupid... but apparently if I make an OS with DOS-Technology I can win over a bunch of Christian users to my os! COOL!

Brynet-Inc · Post by **Brynet-Inc** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:31 am

This is just sad... people like this actually exist?

inflater · Post by **inflater** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:13 am

Stoopid Nazi racistic theathrical demented guy.... IQ < 50.

Quotes:

Americaâ€™s Pride - Shining Example of pure American thinking

I see, preacher

(Honour to the exceptions in America btw. -> you, and [almost] everybody else living there.

)

Like most things that are worth owning, Computers are an American invention.

Like all the greatest American engineering, itâ€™s an example of innovation that makes a growing group of European and Chinese hackers jealous

You're proud of yourself, eh? You think you are superior in the whole world, teeneager?

His poll wrote:What do you find most offensive aboug gays?

Do you have anything offensive against homosexual people, Mr. Hitler? It's not their fault for godness sake!

If you see a company using Linux, it may be that they have not paid for this software. Report them to the Business Software Alliance who have the legal authority to inspect any companyâ€™s computers for illegal programs like Linux.

Fool... Man, open the window and get some air already

For example Linux has no built-in anti-virus or anti-spyware software.

Of course it does not.

You cannot even buy popular utilities like Norton Security to compensate for this fact.

Thank God I'm not using these

It [Linux] should be considered a terrorist program.

No comments on this, really

These guys are giving me a headache...
On the other side...

Dear Friends,
If you are looking for a stable, secure and good looking operating system, there is no alternative to Windows Vista. Only Windows Vista includes the latest state-of-the-art security features like Windows Defender, the best optimization tools like the Defragmenter (...) and the leading word processing applications like Notepad.

ROFLMAO !!!

The hosting upgrade from Linux to Windows XP increased the uptime from 77% to 95% and the upgrade from Windows XP to Windows Vista has increased the uptime to a proud 99.5%, even though we are attacked by terrorist hackers every single day. No hacker has been able to bring our website down since the hosting is done by Vista. Itâ€™s virtually unhackable.

Are you so sure?

This is a Mac OS screenshot. Many experts agree that the Apple operating system is one of the most unstable there are. The reason some people actually still buy apple might be that itâ€™s the Homosexualâ€™s favorite computer.

This is why I have called him a Nazi. Its not racism really, but it is de facto like that

Ubuntu â€“ Why It Is Wrong For America
Heil Bush!

DOS has been developed by the NASA

So then Unix was made by Microsoft?

... Good reading guys! Any more funny links out there?

inflater · Post by **inflater** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:11 pm

Once more: Shame on you, Germany. You are a disgusting piece of crap on the map of Godâ€™s world. God hates you!

Go out loud this in Berlin, and you do not need umbrella on rainy day for the next 10 years

Alboin · Post by **Alboin** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:07 pm

I think these are all fake. The Russianization of 'Linux Trovalds' kind of gives it away.

However, that one blog kind of bothers me. Such content! I'm almost sure most of that isn't legal...

Zacariaz · Post by **Zacariaz** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:34 pm

Im quite certain that the article is oroginally meant as a joke, it is the comments that is the problem. Shelly is the one person i would like to know if is a part of the joke or one seriously trouble person.

kubeos · Post by **kubeos** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:23 pm

hahaha, I didn't realize that whole site is satire. I really thought this Shelley was the stupidest person on the planet... until I came across this

http://friendlyatheist.com/2006/12/01/s ... -debunked/

frank · Post by **frank** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:35 pm

kubeos wrote:hahaha, I didn't realize that whole site is satire. I really thought this Shelley was the stupidest person on the planet... until I came across this

http://friendlyatheist.com/2006/12/01/s ... -debunked/

Wow I'm glad I saw that. That makes me feel a little bit better.

OSDev.org

old funny thread.

old funny thread.

funny

damn

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