Luxury
Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2024 2:04 pm
Today I decided on a whim to go to Nuremberg, because last time I was there I saw an ad for the traffic museum having a new special exhibition about train toilets, and I also hadn't seen the standard exhibition in a while (I don't even remember when I was there last). And I went by train because doing so cost me nothing. I already have a Deutschlandticket for work (because they'd reshuffled the bus stops, so taking the bus was actually worth it now, and the Deutschlandticket was cheaper than all the other option just for the bus alone, even if I only use the bus half the time I'm working).
For those not living in Germany, the Deutschlandticket is a non-transferable ticket, valid for one month (and you have to get it as a subscription, but you can cancel at any moment, and it is always valid for only one calendar month). It costs 49€/month, and as the name implies, allows one to use all regional trains, busses, and trams (except for some museum/tourist trains and trams) in all of Germany.
And then it hit me: These 49€/month are far below the total cost of car ownership. Let's run some numbers, shall we? I own an Opel Corsa. I bought it for 10,000€ in cash, so there's no loan to pay off. How many kilometers am I going to get out of it? Well, if it is 200,000 km, I have hit the bloody jackpot. But that means that I have to write off 0.05€/km (because when the car was barely used, it was worth 10,000€, and when I sell it, it will be worth scrap value).
Next, let's look at fuel. My car drinks 7l/100km in city traffic (so short routes and lots of stop-and-start). It gets more efficient on the Autobahn (like 6l) if I avoid speeds above 130 km/h (if I floor it to the maximum rated 175 km/h, it drinks 10l). At the current fuel prices of - let's not quibble with minor details here - 2€/l, this comes to a nice and easy 14€/100km, or another 0.14€/km to add to the tally, coming to 0.19€/km already.
For the amount of driving, let's not use me as an example, because I often don't drive. Let's use my boss. He lives 10 km away from work and commutes by car. Why he won't just use the bus is beyond me, but with this, he gets 20 km round trip, and 100 km per work week. But twice a week he also has to go to other places, so let's call it 150 km per week. That is 600 km per month. With the previously calculated kilometer price, this comes out at approximately 120€/month, just in write-offs and fuel.
But wait, there is more. There are annual costs as well. Namely insurance (ca. 700€/year), car tax (90€/year), and repair/maintenance. I pay ca. 200€/year for that. Some of that is tire storage, because I don't have the space here, and I do get them swapped semi-annually (winter tires in winter, and summer tires in summer), but that is also cost I only have because of the car, so let's add it to the tally. So that is 990€/year in annual costs, which comes out at 82.50€/month. Which combines with the previous figure to more than 200€/month.
So that means that owning a car in Germany right now, while living 10 km away from work and commuting by car, is more than 4 times as costly as just owning a Deutschlandticket. And using it you get to do cool things, like look at train toilets in a museum on a whim for absolutely zero additional charge for the transportation (and the museum ticket cost me 7€). My boss could buy tickets for his whole family for that money. And some of my calculations were really generously rounded.
The actual exhibit turned out probably exactly the right size. There's just not a whole lot to say. For half a century, trains didn't have any toilets, because they were modeled on stagecoaches, and they didn't have toilets either. And for the best part of a century after that, we used the so-called "open system" (I shall leave that to your imagination. Suffice it to say that there is a sign on the Brockenbahn train cars, telling you to not use the toilet past Schierke station, because that is where the nature preserve area starts). But since the 70ies, modern rail cars are actually using a vacuum suction system. And there is also not a whole lot of variety to talk about there.
For those not living in Germany, the Deutschlandticket is a non-transferable ticket, valid for one month (and you have to get it as a subscription, but you can cancel at any moment, and it is always valid for only one calendar month). It costs 49€/month, and as the name implies, allows one to use all regional trains, busses, and trams (except for some museum/tourist trains and trams) in all of Germany.
And then it hit me: These 49€/month are far below the total cost of car ownership. Let's run some numbers, shall we? I own an Opel Corsa. I bought it for 10,000€ in cash, so there's no loan to pay off. How many kilometers am I going to get out of it? Well, if it is 200,000 km, I have hit the bloody jackpot. But that means that I have to write off 0.05€/km (because when the car was barely used, it was worth 10,000€, and when I sell it, it will be worth scrap value).
Next, let's look at fuel. My car drinks 7l/100km in city traffic (so short routes and lots of stop-and-start). It gets more efficient on the Autobahn (like 6l) if I avoid speeds above 130 km/h (if I floor it to the maximum rated 175 km/h, it drinks 10l). At the current fuel prices of - let's not quibble with minor details here - 2€/l, this comes to a nice and easy 14€/100km, or another 0.14€/km to add to the tally, coming to 0.19€/km already.
For the amount of driving, let's not use me as an example, because I often don't drive. Let's use my boss. He lives 10 km away from work and commutes by car. Why he won't just use the bus is beyond me, but with this, he gets 20 km round trip, and 100 km per work week. But twice a week he also has to go to other places, so let's call it 150 km per week. That is 600 km per month. With the previously calculated kilometer price, this comes out at approximately 120€/month, just in write-offs and fuel.
But wait, there is more. There are annual costs as well. Namely insurance (ca. 700€/year), car tax (90€/year), and repair/maintenance. I pay ca. 200€/year for that. Some of that is tire storage, because I don't have the space here, and I do get them swapped semi-annually (winter tires in winter, and summer tires in summer), but that is also cost I only have because of the car, so let's add it to the tally. So that is 990€/year in annual costs, which comes out at 82.50€/month. Which combines with the previous figure to more than 200€/month.
So that means that owning a car in Germany right now, while living 10 km away from work and commuting by car, is more than 4 times as costly as just owning a Deutschlandticket. And using it you get to do cool things, like look at train toilets in a museum on a whim for absolutely zero additional charge for the transportation (and the museum ticket cost me 7€). My boss could buy tickets for his whole family for that money. And some of my calculations were really generously rounded.
The actual exhibit turned out probably exactly the right size. There's just not a whole lot to say. For half a century, trains didn't have any toilets, because they were modeled on stagecoaches, and they didn't have toilets either. And for the best part of a century after that, we used the so-called "open system" (I shall leave that to your imagination. Suffice it to say that there is a sign on the Brockenbahn train cars, telling you to not use the toilet past Schierke station, because that is where the nature preserve area starts). But since the 70ies, modern rail cars are actually using a vacuum suction system. And there is also not a whole lot of variety to talk about there.