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Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:01 pm
by Kevin McGuire
This is a warning:

If you meet a girl. Do not let her move in for at least five years. This will give you time to evaluate the capatibility between you and her.

Do not fall in love. Never. Ever. Never. Ever.
Be ready to accept that you are always wrong. ALWAYS.
For the five years be scoping out a good place to hide out, or you will be stuck with a pretty goblin ... I mean it.
Make sure she is not bonkers.

If you screw up:
Go to church. God is the only one who can help you.
Leave town for a few years, she will think you are dead.
Act bonkers too.
If none of these work, youre screwed. Tourment is your buddy.

How to know if she is bonkers:
Is pretty. Just get a average one. 8)

Re:Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:45 am
by Solar
Do get into a relationship.

If you meet someone you have a special feeling for, and who returns that feeling, act on it. It might not be a fairytale romance, and it might not be forever.

But, to quote Queen, "just one year of love / is better than / a lifetime alone".

If you wait for Mrs. Perfect, you will wait forever, in vain. People are not perfect. You aren't, either.

Re:Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:50 am
by whyme_t
The common factor in all your failed relationships is you. ;)

Re:Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:51 am
by Kevin McGuire
hehe, I wrote tha after looking in my walet and realizing its almost empty, and bills are coming up, and she is bonkers not realizing I got to pay them. For some reason its spend, spend, spend! I just think before you fall in love you might want to shop around.

Re:Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:22 am
by Candy
whyme_t wrote: The common factor in all your failed relationships is you. ;)
Is that an official despair one? If not, send it to them, it's pretty good :)

Re:Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:53 am
by kataklinger
ROFL! ;D ;D ;D
This forum is going wired ;D ;D ;D

Queen:
Too much love will kill you
;D

@Solar: kmcguire wasn't talking about waiting for Mrs. Perfect, he was talking about never falling in love and about bills and other stuff ;D

The Offspring:
She sits on her @$$
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
;D ;D ;D

Re: Thats right.

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:36 am
by Kevin McGuire
Thats right. I care, but It is very stressing to me. Take a good many years first I figure might be better.

Re:Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:41 pm
by distantvoices
Boh.

That's a joke isn't it?

Bleh, what care I. *gg*

Besides, instead of whining around, you better take yer @$$ in yer hands and get going. Have some dope, get blotto and your day is saved. :-)

Re:Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:02 am
by Kevin McGuire
Yeah. You and this girl would make a great relationship. Sit around and get high all day long! Next time before you post some crazy crap think about it first.

It because of people like you - young people start doing drugs and, ALOT of them but not all them for unknown reasons ruin their life. Then they end up taking all sorts of medication because they are half crazy from all the drugs they did that literaly fried their brain.

So, instead of being a lazy @$$ and giving bad advice how about... well I don't know you're brain is prolly fried anyhow.

That's a joke isn't it? Bleh, what care I? *gg*

Mabye, someone young will come and read you're post and further reinforce their motives to do drugs just because they have relationship problems. Thanks, you give good advice. ;D

Since you are so tough? Why do you need a drug to buz out the problems around you?

I just re-read what I posted. It did not appear I was whinning, but warning. There is a difference. Stop getting so high and mabye you can notice it.

Re:Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:49 am
by distantvoices
you are such a tough guy. needed so long to post this little piece of crap eh? 't has busied your brain quite a lot, ha?
That's a joke isn't it? Bleh, what care I? *gg*
No ideas what to write yerself to give a rebuttal? You want to be testy with me by any chance? Weakling.

Grow up.

First posting incoherent crap and then wondering why being ridiculed is no option.

Re:Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:37 am
by Solar
@ BI:

Cool it down, please...? (I'm not mod here so this is just a request.)

@ kmcguire:
kmcguire wrote: You and this girl would make a great relationship.
You cool it down too, OK?
Next time before you post some crazy crap think about it first.

It because of people like you - young people start doing drugs...
Please take your own advice and think before you post. You're fielding some heavy verbal artillery here against something that was a humorous if off-key remark.
I just re-read what I posted. It did not appear I was whinning, but warning. There is a difference.
Why do you think your very personal experience warants a general warning against relationships? <irony>It's people like you that scare others away from making normal, relaxed overtures, and screw up their love life with their warnings against what all could go wrong.</irony>

It always takes two to make a failed relationship.
Stop getting so high and mabye you can notice it.
And it takes two to make a flamewar, so I ask you both to step down.

Re:Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:53 am
by distantvoices
*splash*shhhhhhhsshhhhhh*

<Normal operating temperature reached>

@Solar: I 'll stay cool. For a while. I promise. ];->

Re:Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:02 am
by Kevin McGuire
The word dope refers to a drug other than marijuana in the majority of cases in which it is mentioned in. If you have ever seen anyone who has done dope for a few years, mabye you would understand. Mabye, if you saw a pretty girl and watched her take three to four different types of medication three times a day not because she was born with a illness, but because she liked to get high on a form of dope called crystal meth. Mabye, you might see a problem when someone mentions to word dope.
You're fielding some heavy verbal artillery here against something that was a humorous if off-key remark.
IMO: If you think it was humorous, but off-key. You might need to ask that pretty girl I know that I had such a difficult time with - Why she is diagnosied with schizophernia and bi-polar disease, and see if she can tell you why. I bet that would be very humorous! Here, I can tell you why she is like that so you can tell me if it is humorous to you. Can you guess how yet?

A guy says, "Hey. You want to smoke this joint?"
"Get blotto and you're day is saved!"

Then 20 years later, only god knows.

Mabye, you might want to see someone beat their wife. A pregnant wife, then pull out a sword and try to stab them with it. You know one of those metal samari swords you can buy at a flea markets or the such. Why? Can you not guess? They like to shoot up crystal meth a form of dope.

What is wrong with this word, dope? I mean, it is humourous right? It is not just marijuana, it is hard core dirty drugs. The kind that put you on three to four different medications.

Oh, I forgot to mention. When he tried to stab her with the sword he told her afterwards, "I hope you and the baby die." I guess the dope had nothing to do with it, just a humorous joke!

Why do you think your very personal experience warants a general warning against relationships? <irony>It's people like you that scare others away from making normal, relaxed overtures, and screw up their love life with their warnings against what all could go wrong.</irony>

It always takes two to make a failed relationship.
Well, the orignal intention was to be funny!
For the five years be scoping out a good place to hide out, or you will be stuck with a pretty goblin ... I mean it.
I still started laughing when I read that one! ;D
If you screw up:
Go to church. God is the only one who can help you.
Leave town for a few years, she will think you are dead.
Act bonkers too.
If none of these work, youre screwed. Tourment is your buddy.
LOL, No I really did just now. =D


@Solar:
Anyway, I feel that love is a good bit stronger than my joke about my own relationship problems. So, once some young OR older person reads that, and the next day they fall in love I do not think what I said above is going to be anywhere on their mind! You can watch a TV now-a-days, and get more worried than reading what I said.

From my own personal experience and knowledge, the only fear part about relationships is not the relationship it self but actually getting to know the girl -> seems to be what keeps most people from making normal, relaxed overtures, and screw up their love life.

When I say relationship, I mean relationship! Not, a friend. I did not say friend. I said a relationship. I did not say a date! I said a relationship! I said, a relationship meaning you now have a relationship between each other. Im sorry, I did not make it clear enough. It was suppose to be funny anyway.
If you meet a girl. Do not let her move in for at least five years.
See, I quoted myself. I am talking about a relationship. So going back to what a overview of what I mean.
I do not see how anyone blinded by love, is even going to listen to me and take what I said above seriously. If they ever take one thing seriously it would be the wait a couple of years until you move in together part, but even that was kinda funny! ;D

<<And, no it will not screw up their love life reading that!
>>Unless, I should have put, "Go get some dope and get blotto" in there someone? I mean that would have been humouros to you Solar right? I never saw a LOL in any of you're posts? ? ?

Mabye I am being a little too serious, but when someone mentions the dope. I think of all the young people that I have grown up with and may surf this forum. I am not perfect, but I really do not like the word dope personaly, and I do not think it is a very good line for a joke in such a public setting. There are young people in this forum, I am sure they do not go out and do some dope because he said it, but if someone says something like that I wonder what they do in real life. That is serious that someone uses the word dope casualy like its the punch line, yeah go get some dope.

Re:Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:07 am
by Kevin McGuire
And, if someone wants to come in on this topic and post something that defends the usage of the word dope, and attacks the fact that I feel the word dope is not a humorous word I welcome them in a friendly argumentive way, but make sure it makes sense!

Re:Never get in a relationship.

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:25 am
by Kevin McGuire
AND, I am just waiting for some smart remark that tries to twist what I said above all around, because I am going to quote and correct to hell and back when someone decides to do it. So go ahead, and try it. ;D