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Open Sourcery
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:47 am
by Solar
Hilarious... if it weren't all too true, especially the Alpha / Beta part. From
http://hamsterrepublic.com/james/technomancy/ :
Open Sourcery is the new magical approach to software design that is replacing the old machine-minded methods. Basically, it works like this; Someone sets up a CVS repository and a bug tracking system, and an FTP server, and most importantly a website to state the goals and status of the project. Then as many Open Sourcerers as possible start arguing about what the software should actually do (positive energy), and complaining that it isnt being done fast enough (negative energy). Eventually, the software will write itself, and will continue to evolve itself gradually until it reaches the stage of maturity know to Open Sourcerers as Alpha (which is Latin for "Done"). Occasionally a piece of software will continue to grow beyond the alpha stage until it becomes Beta (which is Latin for "Im bored, lets do something else").
Re:Open Sourcery
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:05 am
by distantvoices
Sim
sala bim
der code
ist schon drin
jetzt bring ma'n zum laufen
computer tut rauchen.
(just a little poem about magical breed code & smoking computers upon trying to run that piece o'junk)
Just too hilarious. *gg*
Re:Open Sourcery
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:26 am
by srg
Solar wrote:
Hilarious... if it weren't all too true, especially the Alpha / Beta part. From
http://hamsterrepublic.com/james/technomancy/ :
Open Sourcery is the new magical approach to software design that is replacing the old machine-minded methods. Basically, it works like this; Someone sets up a CVS repository and a bug tracking system, and an FTP server, and most importantly a website to state the goals and status of the project. Then as many Open Sourcerers as possible start arguing about what the software should actually do (positive energy), and complaining that it isnt being done fast enough (negative energy). Eventually, the software will write itself, and will continue to evolve itself gradually until it reaches the stage of maturity know to Open Sourcerers as Alpha (which is Latin for "Done"). Occasionally a piece of software will continue to grow beyond the alpha stage until it becomes Beta (which is Latin for "Im bored, lets do something else").
Still at least when they do finally gets to stable, it really is stable.
srg
Re:Open Sourcery
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:23 am
by Solar
srg wrote:
Still at least when they do finally gets to stable, it really is stable.
Not more so than the work of an averagely self-respecting shareware programmer. I don't believe in the "added security" of Open Source, except in widely used
security centric applications.
So, while I prefer an OSS SSH / PGP / SSL implementation over closed source implementations anytime, I really don't care whether my file browser, editor, or web browser are "free" or not. To the contrary, I am under the impression that Shareware tends to be more polished, especially in the UI / doc department.
Re:Open Sourcery
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:05 am
by srg
Solar wrote:
srg wrote:
Still at least when they do finally gets to stable, it really is stable.
Not more so than the work of an averagely self-respecting shareware programmer. I don't believe in the "added security" of Open Source, except in widely used
security centric applications.
So, while I prefer an OSS SSH / PGP / SSL implementation over closed source implementations anytime, I really don't care whether my file browser, editor, or web browser are "free" or not. To the contrary, I am under the impression that Shareware tends to be more polished, especially in the UI / doc department.
My inpression of the UI or shareware stuff on average is quite poor.
EditPlus is an exception.
srg
Re:Open Sourcery
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:55 am
by Schol-R-LEA
Your speaking as if the UI and stability of any current software were acceptable.