Paging Dr. von Tape
Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 8:30 am
This sounds very familiar. Unfortunately, it doesn't work for OS Dev, as the wiki entry on the Duct von Tape archetype makes clear.
Alt Text: All services are microservices if you ignore most of their features.
For the sake of the visually impaired members of the forum, the transcript given in the comic's Explain XKCD entry reads:
Alt Text: All services are microservices if you ignore most of their features.
For the sake of the visually impaired members of the forum, the transcript given in the comic's Explain XKCD entry reads:
Explain XKCD wrote: [White Hat is sitting at a laptop. Cueball is standing behind him.]
White Hat: Man, Docker is being used for everything.
White Hat: I don't know how I feel about it.
Cueball: Story time!
[Cueball is standing by himself.]
Cueball: Once, long ago, I wanted to use an old tablet as a wall display.
[A picture of Cueball's imagined tablet with two applications open side by side. The app on the left is "LiveCam".]
Cueball: I had an app and a calendar webpage that I wanted to show side by side, but the OS didn't have split-screen support.
Cueball: So I decided to build my own app.
[White Hat and Cueball as before, but White Hat has turned to face Cueball.]
Cueball: I downloaded the SDK and the IDE, registered as a developer, and started reading the language's docs.
[A picture of two smartphones glued together side by side, held on a backing board. The same two applications shown earlier are open on different phones.]
Cueball: ...Then I realized it would be way easier to get two smaller phones on eBay and glue them together.
Cueball: On that day, I achieved software enlightenment.
[White Hat and Cueball still facing each other, with White Hat's arm resting on the back of the chair.]
White Hat: But you never learned to write software.
Cueball: No, I just learned how to glue together stuff that I don't understand.
White Hat: I...OK, fair.