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Girlfriend Trouble
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:45 pm
by dchapiesky
So my email was up on the 'ol screen and my gf walked by and saw:
You have received a new private message from "Love4Boobies" to your account
on "OSDev.org" with the following subject:
30 minutes later and a tour of the forums and all was well....
Re: Girlfriend Trouble
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:00 am
by matt11235
You're lucky to still be alive
Re: Girlfriend Trouble
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:56 am
by onlyonemac
I'm surprised that username's allowed tbh. I'd expect it would be banned on the basis of being "inappropriate".
Re: Girlfriend Trouble
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:09 am
by Muazzam
matt11235 wrote:You're lucky to still be alive
If it were the other way around, your message would be considered really sexist.
Re: Girlfriend Trouble
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:35 am
by Love4Boobies
Hey, it's your own fault. What are you doing PMing someone called Love4Boobies over the Internet in the first place? Who knows what kind of maniac is on the other end?
PS: Now I can brag to my friends that I almost wrecked a relationship. I'll leave out the details.
Re: Girlfriend Trouble
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:47 am
by alexfru
Reminded me of a joke: She broke up with him because he'd bought a diamond something for a Bulgarian girl.
In Russian
this device is colloquially called болгарка, which means a Bulgarian female.
Re: Girlfriend Trouble
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:55 am
by iansjack
The most surprising thing is that you have a gf.
Re: Girlfriend Trouble
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:27 pm
by dchapiesky
Re: Girlfriend Trouble
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:56 am
by Solar
If something miniscule like this is putting your relationship on the line, you seriously have to work on that relationship.
Love4Boobies wrote:PS: Now I can brag to my friends that I almost wrecked a relationship. I'll leave out the details.
I did so actively once (five days before the scheduled marriage), and was part of the "gathering of courage" another time. Both times the guy involved was a major a**, so good riddance. The experience is overrated, though.
iansjack wrote:The most surprising thing is that you have a gf.
I have more than one, does that bring up the average?
Re: Girlfriend Trouble
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:00 am
by Antti
Solar wrote:I have more than one, does that bring up the average?
Do you prefer running kernel services in single address space or are context switches part of your security design? As an OSDev question, of course.
Re: Girlfriend Trouble
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:23 am
by Solar
You can't hide the fact that there are other processes running and that resources are multiplexed between them.
If you don't try to hide it, everyone consents to it up front, and you are fair about the possibility of processes taking resources from elsewhere as well, you can get a smoothly running system with a richer feature set for everyone. Cooperation and communication are key, though -- constant load balancing and feedback is required.
As an OSDev answer, of course.
Re: Girlfriend Trouble
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:25 am
by SpyderTL
Antti wrote:Solar wrote:I have more than one, does that bring up the average?
Do you prefer running kernel services in single address space or are context switches part of your security design? As an OSDev question, of course.
I think what he's trying to say is, are your processes serviced concurrently or in parallel?
That reminds me... I had the brilliant idea a few years ago for object-oriented porn, described with "interfaces" and "methods" and such. Like most of my ideas, I never could decide if it was truly brilliant, or if I was just in serious need of therapy...
Re: Girlfriend Trouble
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:37 am
by Solar
SpyderTL wrote:I think what he's trying to say is, are your processes serviced concurrently or in parallel?
I think your vocabulary just failed you. "Concurrently or in parallel"?
Let's say I am having only one process active while in the critical path, simply because none of the processes involved was really designed for full parallelism. It's more a cooperative time-sharing.
OK, this has gone fishy enough. Further questions as to my process management architecture please via PM.