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Doctor's Notes Decoded

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:51 pm
by piranha
Funny.
Doctor's Notes Decoded:
CTD: Circling the Drain
GPO: Good for Parts Only
GOK: God Only Knows
FLK: Funny Looking Kid
TUBE: Totally Unnecessary Breast Exam
DIGTL: Dead. I'm going to lunch
HWLT: Had Winning Lottery Ticket. Doctor will become rich soon.
FTA: **** the Autopsy. Used when a surgeon leaves his glove inside the pacient
UBI: Unexplained Beer Injury
PAFO: Pissed and Fell Over
THTT: Too high to think
TFTB: Too Fat To Breath
LANH: Lights on but Nobody Home
NQR: Not Quite Right
TEETH: Tried Everything Else, Try Homopathy.
TUPE: Totally Unnecessary Pelvic Exam.

-JL

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:20 pm
by jzgriffin
Gave me a laugh. :-)

"FLK: Funny Looking Kid" - probably my favorite

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:21 pm
by 01000101
lmao @ TUBE.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:23 pm
by piranha
TUBE/TUPE.........totally!

-JL