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Microsoft's HD DVD!!!

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:36 pm
by piranha
Microsoft's HD DVD! So YOU can learn how we made the movie WHILE YOU WATCH IT! Weather you want it or not, a little thing will pop up on the side, obscuring 1/2 of the movie, during the most exiting part, just to tell you about the type of camera we used to film it. In fact we will add a creepy voice over so that you can't EVEN HEAR THE MOVIE! In fact, you can see THREE PARTS OF THE MOVIE SIMULTANEOUSLY! THAT way, you can go out and buy MORE HD DVD's! And pretty soon, you can watch 3 different movies AT THE SAME TIME. THAT way, you can have NO LIFE WHATSOEVER! Also, you will have sound SO PERFECT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR IT.

Note: Microsoft HD DVD is not responsible for the following symptoms that could occur: Loss of vision, Brain death, paralysis, self-lobotomation, or death.

-JL

What the heck ????

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:55 pm
by DeletedAccount
:lol: Well there is an baseless concept that anyone who makes fun of Microsoft is smarter ... 8) It doesnt do you any good ... Do you know that MS takes only people from the best colleages in the state/country (after their extensive round of interviews & tests) ??? How can you justify that they are fools .... Getting an admission in such institutions purely by merit is more difficult than getting into MS .... Please do reconsider before making fun of MS ... :x

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:08 pm
by os.hacker64
MS has made a horrible OS. Windows, they should start over instead of continuing the bloated mess called windows.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:11 pm
by DeletedAccount
8) Well done smart boy :twisted:

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:08 pm
by os.hacker64
Don't laugh at the truth, not matter how smart the people they higher now are, that doesn't help when they are continuing a crap product. They need to start over so the smart people can do there thing. :D

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:32 pm
by JamesM
os.hacker64 wrote:Don't laugh at the truth, not matter how smart the people they higher now are, that doesn't help when they are continuing a crap product. They need to start over so the smart people can do there thing. :D
Please desist with the flamebaiting. Windows is an extremely good product. It has its flaws, and so does linux and all other competitors. Windows is made for one market - the 'average user', who hardly knows his arse from his elbow. Linux is made for the power user. MacOS is made for the arty user.

Each has advantages and disadvantages - it would be great if you could keep your personal preference if not silent then at least quiet, given the number of flames about this subject we've had recently.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:38 pm
by os.hacker64
Oh, I didn't say that it was horrible, but considering it's purpose it would be nice if it was a little less bugy, and really nice to have less viruses.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:53 pm
by Bughunter
os.hacker64 wrote:MS has made a horrible OS
os.hacker64 wrote:Oh, I didn't say that it was horrible

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:54 pm
by 01000101
less buggy? MS comes out with patches CONSTANTLY, and is always on-top of its game when it comes to a possible issues with their OS.

They have some of the best and brightest working to make sure that the 'bugs' don't hang around long enough for the average user to get put off by it.

EDIT: lmao @ the post above this.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:08 pm
by os.hacker64
Oops, horrible as in very bugy. They should make something like a Unix for Retards.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:31 pm
by 01000101
yeah, that's a great marketing scheme. :roll:

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:38 pm
by os.hacker64
JK, that wasn't a title it was a point. :D

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:06 pm
by lollynoob
os.hacker64 wrote:They should make something like a Unix for Retards.
You mean Mac OS?

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:40 pm
by piranha
Please do reconsider before making fun of MS
Hell no. If I considered things before I did them, I'd be bored out of my mind.

Microsoft is there, so I'm gonna make fun of them. I've made fun of OSX and Linux too. I make fun of everything. In fact, I make fun of religion at a Catholic School, so you see how much I don't care about making fun of things.

-JL :roll:

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:53 pm
by os.hacker64
piranha wrote:
Please do reconsider before making fun of MS
Hell no. If I considered things before I did them, I'd be bored out of my mind.

Microsoft is there, so I'm gonna make fun of them. I've made fun of OSX and Linux too. I make fun of everything. In fact, I make fun of religion at a Catholic School, so you see how much I don't care about making fun of things.

-JL :roll:
Well you have a point when it comes to CS