A funny joke
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:34 pm
Bob and Mary are married for 50 years, but they argue all the time. One day, Bob dies and goes to heaven.
When he gets there, St. Peter says "Before I can let you in, you have to spell the word."
Bob says, "What word?"
St. Peter says, "Love".
Bob says, "Oh, thats easy, l-o-v-e".
St. Peter says, "OK, you're in. But I've been here a while, and I got to go to the bathroom. Do you mind taking over for a few minutes?"
Bob says, "Oh, sure! Go ahead."
St. Peter says, "You know what to do, right? Just ask people for the word."
Bob says, "Yeah, Ok."
So St. Peter runs off.
Bob is standing there, when who should show up but Mary! Bob says, "What are you doing here?"
Mary says, "Well, I did miss you when you died, and I guess I went to sleep one night and never woke up."
Bob says, "OK, Well before I can let you in, you gotta spell the word."
Mary says, "Word? What word?"
Bob says, "Czechoslovakia."
-JL
When he gets there, St. Peter says "Before I can let you in, you have to spell the word."
Bob says, "What word?"
St. Peter says, "Love".
Bob says, "Oh, thats easy, l-o-v-e".
St. Peter says, "OK, you're in. But I've been here a while, and I got to go to the bathroom. Do you mind taking over for a few minutes?"
Bob says, "Oh, sure! Go ahead."
St. Peter says, "You know what to do, right? Just ask people for the word."
Bob says, "Yeah, Ok."
So St. Peter runs off.
Bob is standing there, when who should show up but Mary! Bob says, "What are you doing here?"
Mary says, "Well, I did miss you when you died, and I guess I went to sleep one night and never woke up."
Bob says, "OK, Well before I can let you in, you gotta spell the word."
Mary says, "Word? What word?"
Bob says, "Czechoslovakia."
-JL