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**************BRAIN PANIC AT ADDRESS 0x00003e4**************
Interrupts Cleared.
Divide by zero error occurred in study_for_math_test.exe
Error: My brain encountered a Divide by Zero exeception and needs to sleep and give up.
We are sorry about the inconvenience.

If this is the first time you've seen the "I DON'T WANT TO DO HOMEWORK, SO I'M GONNA SCREW UP BIG TIME BY DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE" error, then please ignore the big test tomorrow, and go to sleep.

If you have seen this before, then please bang you head against the wall 3 times. If this doesn't work, please contact the manufacturer of your skull.
SLEEP error: 0x00003e4. Stopped thinking 3.5ms after sleep error.
STOP_THINKING: ERROR: Not thinking anyway, nothing to stop.

-JL

My brain booting...
Loading Kernel....He doesn't respond, switching the General.

Why is it called a kernel anyway? Why not call it a system, or base_system?
Oh, loading, right.

Hey......theres a HARD DRIVE!!! Wheeeeee...Dealing with it.
/dev/hda loaded as /
ok, now what?
MyBrain> finish loading!!!!
Oh, right.
OK, modules? Loading something...I really don't care.

OK, so now we do something called 'startup'......hmmm....I'll sit back and see what happens.

10 min later

OK, I've had coffee, whats going on?
you did nothing while we loaded stuff
oh. OK, so...log in then.
Piranha
Password? **********
Who the F*CK are you?
I'm me.
OK, whatever.
So, I should start thinking? yeah, thats right.

OK, fine. thinking starts

-JL

HNBrainOS version 14.75
HNBrainOS booting...

Trying to wake up... Bloodstream active, user is not dead.
Breathing present. Speed-up in progress... Done
Setting heart frequency to IDLE... Done
Initializing tracts... Done
Initializing legs... Done, CRC check passed
Initializing memory... Done, CRC check passed
Initializing SLAVIC_LANG_BASE.LNG...

Slavic Lang Base version 14.75 - Contains: Polish, Czech
Successfully installed

Initializing SLOVAK.LNG... Done
Initializing GERMAN.LNG... Done
Initializing ENGLISH.LNG... Done [Its already initialized, no ?! ]

Setting up GUI... Done
WARNING: Minor corruption detected. Glasses not found.
BRAIN: Body seems to be OK, continuing boot...

Vision, version 14.75
Copyright (C) 1993-2008 by Mother Nature
GUI present in memory.
WARNING: 4 dioptre difference from normal vision !

Scent, version 14.75
Copyright (C) 1993-2008 by Mother Nature
Hearing, version 14.75
Coypright (C) 1993-2008 by Mother Nature
Alarm clock sound detected with 65 dB.
Taste, version 14.75
Copyright (C) 1993-2008 by Mother Nature
WARNING: Bad taste detected in human's mouth.
Touch, version 14.75
Copyright (C) 1993-2008 by Mother Nature
WARNING: Human tripped with his toe over the door. Pain detected.

BRAIN: SIGNAL_PAIN detected.
BRAIN: ENGLISH.LNG seems to be outdated version. Checking for a update...

BRAIN: No new version found.

WARNING: Urocyst at 1/2 full. Toilet recommended.
STOMACH: Stomach is almost empty. Food recommended.

Body initialized, all checks passed.
Passing control to user...

__________________________________

Did I forget about something?

Passing control to user...
Login: <username>
Password: <password>

Searching for previous thoughts................................Found 0 thoughts overnight.
WARNING: No thoughts to jump to.

MyBrain$> get out of bed.
WARNING: I don't feel like it.
Do it anyway
PLease wait.......Getting up......DONE
MyBrain$> Go to school.
But.....fine.