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I'm a world champion in the ancient art of Script-Fu

I'm a CEO of a gigantic company that no ones ever heard. It owns Microsoft, Apple, Google, and the small ones in a giant conspiracy.






Not.

Edit: This hypothetical company might be real.

This thread is getting funny.

I'm originally from another dimension, my world is getting destroyed by an bubble nucleation event, I'm lucky one of my superposition get quantum tunnelled to this brane.
Now I work for a group formed by alien alliance.

I'm Spartacus.

No! I am Spartacus!

Unexpectedly, I recently lost my job as president of a small South American republic. I am now working as an electrical engineer designing integrated circuits.

I find OS programming a welcome respite from matters of solid state.

#op: I am an eight-legged dog who likes to drink blood and eat brains, but my secret hobby is OSdev... and biting social engineers as well as government members trying to track honnest people.

@moderators: Was this guy really banned ever ?

I am a pick up artist doing osdev when I can't get laid.

osdev

get laid

Chose one.

iansjack wrote:Unexpectedly, I recently lost my job as president of a small South American republic. I am now working as an electrical engineer designing integrated circuits.

I find OS programming a welcome respite from matters of solid state.

lol. love the parrallelism.

BTW, I am now a martian werewolf

I'm a bot, making pre-recorded posts typed over 30 years ago. You guys are just really predictable.

I'm the guy who wrote that bot.

And I'm the guy who wrote that bot who pretends to be the guy who wrote that bot

I'm an infamous philosopher from the 16th and 17th centuries.

I'm the Slenderman, I also do children's parties.