Joke of the Day

[rwfromxenon]

I noticed in one of the other topics here, it was mentioned that there should be a Joke of the Day topic. I thought it was a great idea, so I started it.

A pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Hey, did you know that you have a steering wheel in your crotch?"
"Yarr, it's driving me nuts."

[Kon-Tiki]

A bit of history here. Let's go Conrad-style for just once (don't go Conrad-style after this, cause it's been done to death ::))

Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks ;D

[Kemp]

Three men walk into a bar. A chicken asks what happened to the square wheel, first man tells him it's a blond woman. The chicken proceeds to eat the second man's identity, whereupon the third man nods and orders a pint.

[rwfromxenon]

Three men walk into a bar. A chicken asks what happened to the square wheel, first man tells him it's a blond woman. The chicken proceeds to eat the second man's identity, whereupon the third man nods and orders a pint.

... That sounds like a Bill Bailey joke

Speaking of which:

3 women walk into a bar. Ah-ha! Controversial. The first one says "Hurrah! We've integrated into a male dominated joke format!", the second one says "Look at my boobs!" and the third says "It's a hollow victory, really, as the joke's only going to be told by men!"

[Kon-Tiki]

Such jokes'r easy to make.

Tree squirrels (get the pun?) walk into a bar. The first one says: "Nibblenibble", the second wags its tail. The third one scratches its nuts.

[Kon-Tiki]

Secretary: Doctor, the invisible man is here to see you.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him right now.

[rwfromxenon]

What do you get if you touch something that you don't know where it's been?

Chlamydia.

[Kemp]

Been in the army much? ;D Yay for sex-putting-off talks.