3 word story game

[earlz]

ok what you do in this game is add 3 words to the story
like
1:"once upon a"
2:"toaster there was"
3:"a toenail. A".....
make sure to use punctuation and names counts as 1 word
please no religious, political,double posting, or flaming
now then me starting

This game is

[Bob the Avenger]

an edible chimpmonk

[Colonel Kernel]

of very questionable

[Candy]

flavor. Why do

[dc0d32]

the red monkeys

[Bob the Avenger]

flame gorilla apps

[dc0d32]

in their good

[Candy]

pyjamas? You surely

[Bob the Avenger]

didnt kill the

[Colonel Kernel]

little man standing

[earlz]

on a big

[Ytinasni]

rock when he

[Rainer]

was carrying his

[earlz]

bed to sleep

[blip]

with his lover