JOB: Port Windows Vista to my iMac

[macsrmyworld]

Hi, I want someone to port Windows Vista to my iMac and then give me the code. I shall pay $100 when done. Please reply promptly thx.

[Andrew275]

haha, what?

[01000101]

First off, how exactly would one acquire the Windows Vista source code to even begin the porting process? Maybe you haven't heard, but Vista is closed source.

Also, why not just use parallels? I know it wont work at 'native' speed, but it does what you want. Or just go buy a PC.

[babylon2233]

Intel iMac?

If yes, you can install it already by using boot camp.

$100 for
---Stealing Windows source code from Redmond.
---Do the coding things.
---Facing lawsuits.


Maybe you should increase the bounty.

[Troy Martin]

Great one. This topic itself is worth that 100 bucks.

[lollynoob]

ok i did it plz arrange to send money i need it before i can give source it is urgent

[PatrickV]

You will get your self in trouble from uncle BILL

[AndrewAPrice]

$100 please.

[inflater]

How to get Vista running on iMac and its complete source code

1. Buy Virtual PC for MacOS or Parallels.
2. Buy Windows Vista and install the OS into the virtual machine.
3. Set up your system as you like, enable hibernate mode. Hibernate Vista and switch the computer off.
4. Use a good boot CD that allows you to access your Vista partition. Then, copy the hibernation file to your USB disk (its big as your RAM is, so make sure you have enough space on your disk.)
5. Boot Vista and use your favorite disassembler on the hibernation file. The file stores everything (user apps, vista kernel etc) loaded in RAM. There you have the complete code.
6. (optional) Face lawsuits from Microsoft

If you managed to read to this point, then you've saw my guidelines, so I demand USD 100 to be sent to my paypal account. If I do not receive payment until 2.9.2008, you are in violation of the law for stealing and you will be prosecuted, convicted and finally, executed.

You will get your self in trouble from uncle BILL

No, but my guess is from the two uncles: uncle Steve, and uncle Steve...