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Serious Sam : "You might be tough, but I'm serious!"
Serious Sam : (After killing Kamikaze Dude) "AHHHHHHHHHHHH, Yourself!"
Serious Sam : (After killing one-eyed monster) "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!"

Don't kill my one-eyed monster!


(I'll take my coat now...)

Sam : "What did you expect? A one-liner?"
Beheaded Kamikaze : "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."