How to boost up your mouse?

[dumbass101]

I want to increase the performance of my mouse. I already tried to put a memory stick of my digital camera in it, but the only thing my computer does, is beeping. Also I lost the wire of my wireless mouse, and where did I left the ball of my optical one? Does anyone know where to get one? Also I like to know how to boost up the RPM of my videocard...

Thanks!!

[carbonBased]

Use Win95... it's so powerful, it can do all these things, and then some...

Cheers,
Jeff

[Gandalf]

yea jeff is damn right.

Win95 will fulfil all your wishes but please make sure that your keyboard has no CNTL, ALT and DEL buttons(if your Keyboard has them, plug them out). You will have the time of your life enjoying Win95 without them.

rgds
Gandalf

PS: Why don't u ask US DoD to sponsor your mouse optimization research ???

[Clearer]

Better yet, remember not to upgrade Windows 95 - and for the love of god, don't install any thing else. Makes for more stability.

[Moose]

My copy of windows (XP) seems to do a lot of disk writing whenever it feels like it, with pages not doubt, but when the machine isnt doing anything.

So therefore, assuming win95 will do the same thing with pages screwing around with resources etc, and since windows95 has bugs not claiming resources once they are freed, i would see it as quite possible to let 95 just sit and wait, until it reaches its own demise when it runs out of memory and disk space.
I wonder how long it would take .

'Oh my god he touched the mouse, its gonna crash!!!'.

Moose.

[Karig]

What happen? Somebody set up you the bomb. You need to take off every zig for great justice. You have no choice make your time. All your mouse RAM are belong to us.

Do the computer crash when you move the mouse? Don't do that. And format all your disks regularly because they get viruses on them if you don't, and they'll set up you the bomb every time.

For great justice!