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[jelleghys]

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she sent me an email. here it is:
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Joey: maybe you talk too much?

[smartguy240]

is Lin=Lindsay or is she Chineese or something?

[Andrew_Baker]

Joe-boy, getting with the ladies at your age is pretty much pointless. Don't give up trying, but you really won't get with the good until you're at least in high school. And remember, just because you think you're ugly doesn't mean anything. Even if you were "ugly", I'm sure that you have and will be able to develop many qualities that will offset or negate this alleged ugliness.

[Joey]

well actually, i do talk alot on boards and instant messaging, but we barely talked! i talked to her more than she to me. but she was just shy i think. i know 8th grade girls and pointless to get, but its just for the fun. someday a girl will come!

[Andrew_Baker]

That's the spirit!!

P.S. failrate's abuse of posting because he wants a bunch of stars like all the 12-13 year old newbies.

P.P.S. It frightens me that this has become one of the largest threads in recent history.

[MagickPoultry]

That's the spirit!!

P.S. failrate's abuse of posting because he wants a bunch of stars like all the 12-13 year old newbies.

P.P.S. It frightens me that this has become one of the largest threads in recent history.

It frightens me that your mom has become one of the largest women in recent history. ZING. Boo-yah!

I'm sorry. I thought this thread was for abusing people and their mothers.

[Kon-Tiki]

If it can be any comfort to you, Joey: I haven't had a gf, and I'm almost 18. All I get are girls who're really really really really really really really REALLY nice and friendly towards me, but they all allready have a bf, so I don't really stand a chance (unless I go breaking them up, but that wouldn't accomplish anything either)
Also, there's a girl named Lindsey in my cla**. She's the dumbest girl I've ever met. On an oral exam, while I was preparing, the teacher asked to her when a certain author lived. One of the stories of him we read was about cars, there wasn't a single mistake you could make there, but she situated his life in the 14th century. Better not date any Lindsey's ;D

-Kon-Tiki-

[Kon-Tiki]

That's the spirit!!

P.S. failrate's abuse of posting because he wants a bunch of stars like all the 12-13 year old newbies.

P.P.S. It frightens me that this has become one of the largest threads in recent history.

It frightens me that your mom has become one of the largest women in recent history. ZING. Boo-yah!

I'm sorry. I thought this thread was for abusing people and their mothers.

Your mother's so fat, she has to call Cristo to wipe her tuchy.

-Kon-Tiki-

[Rich]

If it can be any comfort to you, Joey: I haven't had a gf, and I'm almost 18. All I get are girls who're really really really really really really really REALLY nice and friendly towards me, but they all allready have a bf, so I don't really stand a chance (unless I go breaking them up, but that wouldn't accomplish anything either)
Also, there's a girl named Lindsey in my cla**. She's the dumbest girl I've ever met. On an oral exam, while I was preparing, the teacher asked to her when a certain author lived. One of the stories of him we read was about cars, there wasn't a single mistake you could make there, but she situated his life in the 14th century. Better not date any Lindsey's ;D

-Kon-Tiki-

Yeah, Joey, no worries. I didn't get any play until I was in college. And I've never actually had a "real" girlfriend, just a s h i tload of midnight girl buddies with benefits. Heh, heh, heh... fun stuff. You don't even need a girlfriend to hit homebase. Sometimes it's better to hit homebase before you make 'em your girlfriend, or so I often believe. But, who am I kidding. Sometimes it's just nice to have a girl to hold at night. LOL.
Yeah, don't worry, Joey. If you just keep doing your thing, the girls will come. If not, screw 'em, just keep doing your thing.

[smartguy240]

Noone answeered my question

[Andrew_Baker]

Smartguy, check your thread, home boy already say she be Lindsey.

Btw: You momma so fat, she wears an answering machine for a pager.

[smartguy240]

Oh sorry i must have overlooked that...

PS... your momma is so fat...when she sat down on the bus ..she made EVERYONE stand up

[Andrew_Baker]

No problem, we are here to help each other.

Oh, yeah, and your momma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

[smartguy240]

Wheat Thicks...Wheat Thicks...Wheat Thicks...OH I GET IT LOL....Like wheat thins...ok


PS.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

DONT TRY ME I HAVE LOTS MORE... ;D

[Joey]

im frightened now my smg.

yah anyway, like i said (i think i said it) i dont really care we broke up. relationsships this young arent going to be too involved anyway.

btw: i dont plan to get to home base until college. ok, maybe high school.